Planning bday gifts for John

▼: omg yes this is the bestest day ever in the history of ever
▲: Why is that little bro?
▼: becauseeee its johns birthday and i have him the coolest most ironic gift ever
▲: And what would that be bro?
▼: -- turntechGodhead [TG] sent timaeusTestified [TT] a file: CATSWEATER.jpg
▼: that
▼: that atrocious sweater
▲: Ahhhh
▼: its amazing because his pops will make him wear it because its the "respectful thing to do"
▲: Your horrible dave....just like how a strider should be
▼: ahah arent you proud of me
▼: youve raised a monster
▲: Hey give him a smupuppet
▼: ...
▲: I can make a blue one for him
▼: ...okay sure whatever
▼: ...
▼: okay so i want him to feel uncomfortable not completely freaked out
▼: which is what those things do to people
▲: Well its either that or one of your broken swords, and as derpy as that kid is I dont trust him with a sword
▼: ahaha yeah he is pretty derpy
▲: Their not creepy, their cool
▼: sure
▲: What if I made a robot for him?
▼: whatever you say bro
▼: now that would be pretty cool
▲: it could be Johnbot
▼: eheheh
▼: wow that would actually be a pretty sweet gift
▼: auuugh i really need to lay off the energy drinks and pixie sticks...
▼: can you throw all of those things away
▼: you know if theyre in the house ill eat em
▲: Fine bro
▲: go back to drinking your apple juice
▲: Ok so ill get to work making him a robot version of himself
▼: awesome
▲: It'll be derpy just like him
▼: how nice
▼: aight well imma go break some shit cause im bored as hell
▲: Dont break anything of mine
▼: ...
▼: whoops.
▲: what did you break this time?
▼: lust a lamp
▼: *JUST
▼: lust. pfft
▲: -face palm-
▲: Dave go fight with brobot, and stop destorying our house
▼: but i dont wanna!!
▼: last time i did he almost broke my arm
▲: Thats the fifth lamp you broke this week
▼: theyre cheap ass lamps i cant help that they break so easily
▲: I can fix him to where he will wont be as fast or strong as me ok?
▼: sounds good
▼: at least now i wont have my ass ripped off and handed to me
▲: Oh since your best friends with that derpy kid, are there any like certain things I should have the bot do or say?
▼: umm...
▲: besides being derpy
▼: i dunno just...
▼: uh...
▼: make him nice or whatever
▼: i mean youve been around him when he came over last summer
▼: remember what you saw or some shit like that
▼: ...do you usually keep good cds on the floor
▲: Sometimes......why?
▼: dont do that ever
▼: i stepped on one
▲: Ahhh man '
▼: sowwwy
▲: Its cool Ill just buy more
▼: and spend grocery money okay thats cool its not like i need food to survive
▲: Yeah I remember what he was like..he was....wayyyyyy to nice for my tasting
▲: Dude the frig is filled with food
▲: you just refuse to eat it
▼: cause its all stuff you like!!
▼: auuuggghhh
▲: Ok fine, next time we go frocery shopping You are coming with me
▲: g*
▼: hahaha
▼: frocery
▼: fine
▲: shut up
▼: nope
▼: make me
▲: I cant right now
▲: Im busy making a robot right now
▲: Ill just have lil cal come visit you
▼: oh no please
▼: im sorry
▲: I was only kidding bro
▼: shit youre so mean sometimes
▲: I try
▼: mmmkay well im way to hyper right now to just sit and chat with you
▼: imma be down the street at that abandoned place
▲: Like i said go strife with brobot
▲: i fixed him up so he should be easy to fight
▼: you can do that that fast??
▼: fine
▼: up on the roof then
▼: so im out
▼: deuces bro
▼: love ya man